Matt McBride

SHORT BIO: I grew up in a large Irish Catholic family where my survival was dependent on only opening my mouth to agree with somebody. I can now tell somebody to go to hell and make them look forward to the trip.

EXPERIENCE: None. Really, I have no acting experience. I told everybody I had a role in "The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood" an "Hannah Montana: The Movie", and they believed me. I did get accolades in a high school play once for doing nothing but sitting on a chair while the cool kids got all the lines. Seriously, I was in three high school plays and I got like 10 lines, while all the cool kids with all the lines were making out with their hot sophomore girlfriends behind the stage. I wrote the script for my first Drop 3 performance and put myself in the middle of the action, and by habit I gave myself like 4 lines of dialog. Go figure. But I can do Bullwinkle Moose pretty well. I also like fart jokes.

FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPINGS: Meat is good. I love to eat pizzas covered in meat around vegetarians, making a point to chew with my mouth a bit open.

INFLUENCES: Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton, B.B. King, Buddy Guy, and Danny Gatton. I'm not an actor, I'm a guitarist who told Ron I'm an actor. I lie a lot.

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: I'm a Virgo. Yep, I'm a virgin. I am because I choose to be.

TRAINING: Abso-freakin'-lutely nothing. No training, at least in acting and comedy. Everybody else is like "Ho hum I studied acting at the Pissbooty Conservatory and spent 15 years on Broooooadway..." and all I can step to is saying "Well, I once drank too much and watched 'Carlito's Way' while sitting on my head with my ass in the air at Marley Station." They're a bunch of elitists, I tell you.

PERSONAL MOTTO / SAYING / MANTRA: "If that damned dog craps on the floor ONE MORE TIME, we're getting rid of it! I don't care what you say, it's outta here!"