Francis Cabatac

SHORT BIO: Francis J. Cabatac was born twenty years ago to a lovely couple who presumably dated a bit beforehand. He is of Filipino heritage and would like to sincerely apologize to Magellan - so close buddy. Francis shot the sheriff, believes he can fly, and is sorry Miss Jackson. His hair is made of dreams and his dreams are usually about hair. He is pro-choice and anti-life. He is the loudest mime in history and can make a mean bowl of Fruity Pebbles. He would never hurt a fly, unless it owed him money. He writes in the third person in order to appear humble. He also knows the exact date of your death but would prefer you to live it up to the fullest without knowing - hurry up though.

EXPERIENCE: Opened for Tim Meadows and Kevin Hart with on foot comedic performances

FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPINGS: Sausage and gummy bears

INFLUENCES: Beavis and Butt-head

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Virgo

TRAINING: Barbels and squats

PERSONAL MOTTO / SAYING / MANTRA: Throw out your logic and recycle your dance moves