Christina Clark

SHORT BIO:
A long long time ago, in a place called Long Island, NY(Lawng Oyland, New Yawk) -where bagels and lox never seemed to be in short supply- an odd child named Christina was born. At the age of 7, she moved to Florida. After a brief period of six months in the good ol' retirement state of Florida, her parents decided that "NY is ouwa home no matta what, I can't stand this Florida cawfee" So off they went, back to NY. So after not being allowed to watch the boys maturation video in fifth grade because it was too "graphic", getting called a pirate lesbian in 7th grade because she had her ears pierced, and peeing her pants a tincy bit almost everyday of senior year..because she had bad blatter control, she finally made it to college! After deciding to make the leap a whole four hours to attend Towson University, she was brutally beaten, berated and pyschologically damaged..aka joined the cheerleading team. Searching for a longer life span, she turned in her pom poms and became a theatre major as well as began improv comedy! She will be graduating in the spring in hopes of continuing to stand on stage and desperately try to make people laugh at her own expense.

EXPERIENCE:
Stand up Comedy- Carolines Comedy Club(NYC), New York Comedy Club
Improv Comedy-Towson University, Mobtown Theater, Spotlighters
Various plays at Sheepgate Assembly where I played either "the angel"or the virgin mary every Christmas after I got too big to play the baby jesus
A lovely production called, "adventures in the backyard" Directed and produced by Christina Clark, starring Christina Clark at age 13 and Thomas Clark at age 7...I even had my OWN camera..so there.
Rent, Wicked, In These Shoes, Hamlet, Dog Sees God.

FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPINGS: pepper and onion

TRAINING: Ron Burr, Towson University Theatre Dept, Upright Citizens Brigade, (Jazz and Ballet technique) Broadway Dance Center, Techniques Dance studio

PERSONAL MOTTO: sucks to suck